Skip to main content

Posts

Showing posts from April, 2014

I suppose it is time to start watching my mouth

Tonight, The Kid and I were playing in the yard of our apartment building. We started walking along the back of the building for a change of scenery, and a guy living on the 10th floor of the neighboring building decided to throw open his window to empty the contents of a Ziplock bag outside.

I muttered, "That's classy."

My polite daughter yelled, "Hi Classy!" and started waving.

I have a feeling I know what Classy muttered, but we didn't stick around long enough to hear it all. I suppose it is time I start watching what I say around The Kid.

I’m not your typical Daddy blogger

I cancelled my Klout account a few days ago. I’ve had issues with their claims of measuring influence since the day I found them online, but I persisted in using them because I would occasionally get some cool swag for free.
The final straw was when I found myself trying to only share things that I thought would boost my score so I could get more freebee’s, which is exactly the behavior I detest from most daddy/mommy bloggers.
I tell my stories because I want to always remember how amazing my time with The Kid is, and how incredible my life has become with her in it. Anything that changes my approach on this blog needs to support archiving memories, and nothing else. 
Sure, I have a Google Adwords account that has netted me $13 since I opened it six years ago. Yes, I check the analytics on the backend of the blog, because I am always trying to become better at my craft. But I’m not in this for the money or the free things I can earn by pretending to like a product, unlike most other …

"Papa! Wakey wake! Max and Ruby on."

"Papa! Wakey wake! Max and Ruby on."

Those were the first words I heard when I woke up this morning. As I staggered to our living room, The Kid said, "Max and Ruby on!" a few more times. I couldn't figure out why she was so emphatic about me seeing this particular cartoon, because it isn't one of her favorites.

I turned the corner to the living room, and Gladys had Headline News on, not Max and Ruby. That's when The Kid pointed to the television and yelled, "MAX AND RUBY ON!"

Max and Ruby was not on because she was misbehaving, and she was hoping that Papa would give her what she wanted when Mama would not. Much to her chagrin, Papa backed Mama.

At least now we are sure that our daughter is a perfectly normal two-year old. And I'll be watching this episode of fatherhood a lot in the years to come.

Collecting my thoughts, or I'm too tired to make any of these ideas a full blog post

Sometimes it is better to just get thoughts out on paper, or in this case, on my blog, even when they are not fully developed. This is one of those times.

Here are some of the random observations I've made lately: Every kid grows differently, and disproportionately. The Kid, and her hands, are no exception.The Kid loves snuggling after a bath, and I love snuggling with her, but I'm always nervous that the only thing standing between me and a bunch of urine is a towel. She still mixes up Mama and Papa when she's excited, and I find the MaPa combination to be incredibly cute.My friend Max says he doesn't think the "terrible twos" are all that terrible, mostly because it is exciting to watch children develop independence. I want to agree with him, but I do struggle with the concept when she's half-dressed and planking while I'm running late to work. The Kid's favorite sentence in the world is, "I did it!"We still argue the nuances of what c…